Pregnancy makes you like the seven dwarfs...all at once.

Heigh ho, heigh ho...life really is like a Disney movie.

Being pregnant makes you like the seven dwarfs. All at once.
DOC: Suddenly, pregnant women are experts in...pregnancy. There is so much to learn, and you learn it quickly. I am a walking dictionary of early pregnancy terminology.
SLEEPY: I don't think I need to elaborate on this one too much. Since early November, I've spent more time with my pillow and comfy blanket than anything else.
SNEEZY: Lately, my sneezes have been so intense they knock me over and startle the cat. And they come in sets of five or six. Puffs plus with lotion, anyone?
GRUMPY: Some days, I'm a cross between Grumpy and Oscar the Grouch. Give me a cookie and get away from my trash can!
BASHFUL: I've never been good at being the center of attention. And a growing belly makes it harder to hide in a crowd.
DOPEY: Hello, pregnancy brain! Lately, I've been changing people's names to completely random names that have nothing to do with them or even sound remotely like their real name. The other day I put the cat's food in his water dish and his water in his food dish. I hear it only gets worse.
HAPPY: Even though I'm tired all the time, carry around tissues, forget people's names and sing myself the grumpy song, I'm happy. All the time. Especially now that we know it's a boy and, thanks to the 4D ultrasound photo, I have a face to put with it.

So the next time you get annoyed with a pregnant woman, try to cut her a little slack and be patient. She and her seven personalities will thank you.